Walrus

A person who engages in the act of walrusing

A douchebag

"You are such a fucking walrus, go sharpen your tusks!"

by Rab1dSmurf May 05, 2010

Walrus

A weird looking penis.

"Karl has a walrus"

by Frostedwind May 06, 2017

walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.

you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.

by AJAX 33 April 08, 2020

Walrus

A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.

"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"

by Melbournetram August 25, 2021

walrus

(v.) Toking off two cannabis vape pens simultaneously, one out each side of the mouth so they look like walrus tusks. Also called "doing the walrus."

"I got a couple vape carts, now I'm walrusing them."
"You got a vape pen, I got vape pen. Let's walrus those!"
"My girlfriend and I like to do the walrus at Bassnectar shows."

by beingeco July 30, 2018

Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.

That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.

by TheActualRealBatman February 10, 2019

Walrus

cool man best in gc president walrus cool swagga

God {Walrus} is so much better than Adrian!

by Walrus7 July 10, 2021