tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

telegraph

In terms of video games, to telegraph is to give advance notice of. A good example is Punch Out. Most fighters do a small animation that shows they are about to attack.

Piston Honda telegraphs his punches by wiggling his eye brows.

by Rok Bloom July 22, 2008

teletubbies

A babies' program that has 4 weird fat things called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po. They are 4 different colours, Purple, Green, Yellow and Red. They live in a strange looking house that is in the middle of a field, and they have a Sun which has a baby head on it.

The Teletubbies are one weird program.

by Psycho Bitch April 15, 2004

Telo

Argentinian slang for "motel", a place where you rent a room for a short period of time (could be hours) to fuck with someone or more people.
Some rooms have jacuzzis, scotish showers, sex-related items such as modified chairs and stuff, everything depends on the price.

Also called "hotel alojamiento" or "albergue transitorio".

Spanish version:
- ¿Vamos al telo? Asi estamos más tranquilos...
- Dale :)

English version:
- Should we go to a motel? So we're more comfortable...
- Okay :)

by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007

You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.

Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

tell a lie and hurt you

rick astley doesnt do that

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004