Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007

slut teeth

really awful, jacked up, crooked, buck, gapped, or plain disgusting teeth that are the mark of a girl who is slutty and loves to suck a cock

Dude, did you see those slut teeth when she smiled. You know she is DTF and wants your cock in or around her mouth.

by Scott S. is a Sig 4Life August 18, 2008

show me your teeth

ie. 'show me what you got' in terms of oral sex

coined by lady gaga's song 'teeth', in which she sings: take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth

Lisa: show me your teeth, Ben
Ben: really?! i did it last week, do i have to do it again?

by davewooo March 12, 2011

Teenthousand

Used as a suffix to show that a word is even more awesome than the awesome original word.

"That kid is so awesome!"
"Haha, yup hes Andrew-teenthousand."

by Seven-TEENTHOUSAND March 16, 2010

Teethyz Dentist

Name of ROBLOX Dentist group.

Q: When Teethyz Dentist made of?
A: November 2016!

by Help_er April 30, 2019

Show Teeth

Fake smile. You just smile with your mouth but not with your eyes.

I know you don't really feel like going to xyz's party, but just go and show teeth because they expect you to be there.

by totanonforthis October 25, 2010

Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011