half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner

I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off

by Tripler2k August 1, 2007

Jock Stalker

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.

-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...

by HorsesEatApples November 21, 2010

spacker baiting

The act of luring a retard to one's lair to show them a good time.

After giving up on the Kosovan's, John deciced he'd try a spot of spacker baiting.

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Snacker

Noun. A varient of Redneck: Think Matthew McConaughey's character in "Dazed and Confused." The guy the underage kids ask to buy them cigarettes and beer, but instead of bringing back all the change, also gets a liter of Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Almost always seen wearing a mullet and driving an '81 Camero. Will have Zubaz pants in more remote areas.

"Hey you get change for those cigarettes?"
"No...Billy Ray got some Dew and Doritos. That snacker."

by Brian Morrissey June 14, 2005

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

myspace stalker

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.

Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.

by ily4ever May 28, 2007