Splooey

A game that originated in Pottstown, PA in which several couples stand around a giant cookie. Every couple stands side-by-side facing the center of the cookie and then the men whip their dicks out. When the start of the game is called the women immediately start giving their man a handjob. The girlfriend of the last man to bust a load onto the cookie is responsible for eating the whole cookie, with topping.

"Yo man, how 'bout that sweet game of Splooey last night! I can't believe that bitch ate the whole fuckin thing!"

by john_raw September 23, 2011

the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016

cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

by Masterzabo December 5, 2017

Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.

"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."

by Sandrea II May 29, 2021

SPLOONB

USing a hurley stick for sexual gratification.

Terez spoolnbed last night.

by Jimmy d sucks April 30, 2004

Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.

by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021