Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008

Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

Sibar

Another way of spelling Sivar; Which is a slang name given to El Salvador mainly by young people and salvadorians outside the country.

* I need a cool place to surf!
- I heard sibar has some cool spots
* Sibar?
- El Salvador, moron!

by DGK_sibar April 28, 2011

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

sobatsoku

the coolest person on earth :)

jojo the mojo aka anne aka sobatsoku on rs :)

by jojo July 24, 2004