santa's wet dream

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus

Santa claus Is a very spoiled person

by 223s908 December 3, 2019

Santana’s Razorblades

A chaotic group of gleeks who’s job is to be iconic and they do an amazong job at it

Person One: Who are those people?
Person Two: They’re Santana’s Razorblades

Person One: Woah they’re awesome!

by Gleeky Pleasures October 11, 2020

santa monica 13

Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).

“I’m from Santa Monica 13”

by OldHead02 November 16, 2020

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

santacloset

The closet in your home where you hide presents for the kids or treats/toys for your dog.

Every night Pippa would start barking at the santacloset because she knew mom bought her some new toys and bones.

by TuckerDogg December 24, 2020

Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021