Skit

A lame, goofy, corny ahh nigga

You: I'm hungry as hell
Random dude: your momma hungry for this dick
You: Nigga you a skit

by Pressur_Rayshon November 7, 2023

Skitasit

The act of hitting someone over the head with a chair.

1. "In the middle of the heated argument, John jokingly threatened to skitasit Bob with a chair, causing everyone to burst into laughter."

2. "The slapstick comedy show featured a scene where the clumsy character attempted to skitasit his rival, only to miss and hit himself instead."

3. "When the prankster finally decided to skitasit his unsuspecting friend, it led to a hilarious and chaotic moment on stage."

by NDude42 September 8, 2024

Skitchy

The gossip, the scuttlebutt, the buzz. Usually in a scandalous or sensational sense. Origins are from Western New York, around Buffalo.

Let's meet for a cocktail and I'll give you the hot skitchy about the office blowout.

Did you hear the hot skitchy about the reception faux pas?

by Guayuque December 1, 2023

Shwity

When a girl takes a shit without taking her tampons out.

I took a shwity earlier because I had no new tampond to replace the used one.

by anonymous January 4, 2024

skitso edging

The feeling that someone is watching or observing you while you’re deep into an edging session.

Hey dude, you didn’t peep on me jacking off? Perhaps i was just skitso edging

by not Hauk20 January 8, 2024

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

Skits

Used in place of "something that's pretty crazy", but you want to give it an extra level of mentally sick as fuck. The scenario may just be so ridiculous that typical vocab won't do it justice.

Friend 1: My friend got jumped yesterday, smacked in the face with a bamboo stick, robbed, and beaten.

Friend 2: Thats fuckin skits man

by billywetcher February 20, 2024