Skillie

Pronounced
Skil-Eye

When You Want To Get Yourself Out Of A Situation & End It With This.
Meaning, Alright Anyway

Basically Changing The Subject

Ben: LOL, Mark & That Girl Yesterday
Harry: What, Update. Go On Mark
Ben: Yeah, Go On Mark
Mark: Alright, Later. Skillie

by Nadiiaah February 17, 2009

Sex Skills

To indicate a stark change from an ordinary kick-a-about to swaggering showboating, resulting from the unexpected presence of female spectators during a game of football.

Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.

Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.

Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."

Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"

sex skills

by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010

Social Skills

A new cultural emphasis designed to replace the ability to do one's job well. Since industrial talent distrubutes unevenly across certain gender and racial bounderies, the disparity creates an opportunity for unscrupulous politicians to manipuate the situation emotionally (demagoguery) and take power. The approach relies on research such as Dunbar's "Social Brain Hypothesis," in which the scientist shows that the human brain evolved to be larger in order to have greater "Machiavellian Intelligence," or to be able to better manipulate social situations.

It's all about conniving and fucking people to get to the top. The foil of someone with bad "social skills" is the clumsy engineer. However, people tend to forget that the engineer works exceptionally hard, is brilliant at constructing civilizations, and does not become a military dictator easily. Politicians with great "social skills" are the usual suspects.

People who promote social skills, things like "EQ," nearly always come at it from a humanitarian angle. They will try to claim that people without social skills are insensitive, mean, or have no "common sense." While this might have some merit, it neglects a critical piece of information. Empathy is not a one-way highway. It allows a mother to take care of a child. It also allows a slick used car salesman to take advantage of an elderly person.

It also allows Joseph Stalin to murder 100 million Russian peasants.

Nerd: "Wow! I just studied really hard and got a 98 on my math test"

Politician: "I went out and had fun. Then I found the answers online. Me and all my friends got 100's. You have bad social skills."

Nerd: " :( . That's not fair. "

by UniVeritas September 19, 2011

skiller

A person in Runescape, who will rather develop his non-combat skills than killing monsters and raising combat stats all the time.

Lvl 97: Fletching lvl?
Lvl 54: 89
Lvl 97: Whoa! Total lvl?
Lvl 54: 1428 :-)
Lvl 97: Skiller! im only 1213 :S

by Kingsize Kenny December 3, 2006

Fort Sill

an active duty army post in southwest Oklahoma. It is called "the home of the field artillery".

people stationed there are "stuck" and it is very difficult for them to go to other duty stations without re-enlisting.

The only thing to do in the nearby town of Lawton is to drink your life away or waste money on strippers.

Me: I've been stationed at Fort Sill.

friend: that place sucks, at least you can drive down to texas on the weekends.

by pootcacti March 8, 2009

shill

When an SP (Service Provider: aka hooker, escort, etc) provides a third person recount of her/his services on a review board (i.e. www.perb.ca) under the context of it being from an actual customer's experience.

A shill could look something like this. "Hi, my name's Bob and I'm a long time lurker first time poster. Despite previous negative reviews I saw Brandie and she fucked me rotten, I've never had such a good experience. I think everyone should see her and spend their hard earned money."

by hifisex September 3, 2008

Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

expression used by tifa in the "Advent Children" movie when talking to cloud. its japanese translation is つるつる つるつる, or tsuru tsuru tsuru tsuru. which is a japanese onomatopoeia for dragging.
'dilly dally shilly shally' is a way of telling someone to shut up and stop wasting time.

Girl: You just cant deal with anything, can you??
Guy: (some lame excuse)
Girl: Oh shut up.
Guy: (more lame excuse)
Girl: Dilly dally shilly shally!

(example by Christina S)

by Munchkafied February 8, 2009