shattle

to get off work earlier than a mate and rub it in their face

"shattles amy you crackhead - im fucking offski"

by shatmister April 29, 2009

Shittle

A cross between a Shitzu and a Poodle

Meet my dog, It's a Shittle.

by Neosim April 24, 2004

Snuttle

Rubbing your nuts on your mate's face while snuggling.

Shana thought Chester just wanted to snuggle, but was shocked when she found out he actually wanted to snuttle.

by goodwood September 16, 2010

Shittle

A small amount of shit that exits the body before a monster shit. The act of shittling is when you shit just enough to leave a light skidmark or trail in your underwear but not enough to soil.

After eating chicken wings, chili and dairy queen and jackin' it to a movie…. he stood up and saw shittle in his bed.

by RIP101 November 25, 2013

Shutthefuckupious

A word often used in exasperation, when there is no hope of continuing. Often this word is used when an argument has been lost, or when someone is, metaphorically, out of cards. Synonymous with "I'm pissed off that I've lost this argument, and this is the only intellectual retort I can muster".

Hayden: I fucked your mother, bought all of your stock, and burned your house down.

Greg: Shutthefuckupious

by SirFrye December 2, 2013

shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017