arachnaphylactic shock

The insane spasm-like dance performed when one realises they have just walked through an unexpected spiderweb

You should of seen her when she walked through that spiderweb, she went into arachnaphylactic shock I tell ya!

by Tattoo-Dan April 23, 2011

ball shock

Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.

Fuck, that is some serious ball shock. (while wading into the ocean)

by teedawg June 18, 2011

Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.

Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014

9' O Shock

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!

What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock

by Sizzllee January 24, 2009

After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

by brendan September 7, 2004

Nigger Shock Syndrome

A nigger who is afraid on earth quakes.

Oh shit, we're experiencing some nigger shock syndrome!

by Partykat March 31, 2011

Booty Shock

The surprising experience one undergoes when they are immersed in an environment where everyone has bootylicious back sides and then migrates to a place with small hips and flat butts. The reverse also applies.

Dang girl, I just got back from Africa and I'm having booty shock here in Indiana. Doesn't anyone here have junk in the trunk?

by ninzie January 14, 2011