Metrosexual

a man who love fashion,parfum,gucci,louis vuitton bags...
dressed like a model versus 99prct men dress as truck drivers

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Petrosexual

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

by Asjula November 21, 2010

petrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

Retrosexual

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Retrosexual

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.

Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.

by chinballs December 16, 2008

metrosexual

See Henry Tang

That shirt is so Henry Tang. If the shirt is deep purple and velvet.

by Ayush November 10, 2003