Widely known for 2007 hit single "Beautiful Girls" as well as being a fat, insufferable idiot.
Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Sean Kingston: "Look at allllll them beaaaauuuuutiful girrrrls!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
by thegreatcollapso + The_End March 1, 2009
Get the Sean Kingstonmug. A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
by piemash March 4, 2010
Get the Sean Kingstonmug. A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
by Panopticon January 6, 2009
Get the Sean Kingstonmug. After he performed a sean hannity on ann coulter, he used her face to wipe off the shit from his fist.
by sergio the comuper October 14, 2008
Get the sean hannitymug. the late free safety for the washington redskins, sean taylor was a hard hitter, a good teammate, and a loving father
by Dara K, go skins January 5, 2008
Get the sean taylormug. "Yo dude I'm so hype for Big Sean's I Decided."
"Yeah I'm hype for that joint with eminem"
"Yeah, all the singles are amazing"
"Yeah I'm hype for that joint with eminem"
"Yeah, all the singles are amazing"
by Doorknobrobber January 21, 2017
Get the Big Seanmug. 