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Schnoidee

A small statured man who is whiny and always has a stick up his ass. Usually, but not restricted to Jewish men.
Betsy had an awful date with Shlomo, he complained about everything and made them split the check. He was a complete Schnoidee.
by NickyBaxter April 21, 2023
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Schnogablog

A homosexual man who lets a male relative sit on their erect penis so that it snaps at the centre, leaving a purple or black bruise half way up the shaft. The bottom half of a schnogablog's penis is still erect but the top half after the bruise is floppy.
He was a schnogablog
by SirFanta July 9, 2023
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Schnizzloid

It's like a schneedle, it's schneedlistic.

Similar to a "whatchamacallit" or a "thingy" but with a deeper, philosophical meaning.

One day you will understand the true meaning of schnizzloidism.
"Hey bro, hand me that... uh... schnizzloid"

"...then he schnizzloided it up with the schnizzloid."
by MaximusQuaximus October 31, 2023
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schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.
Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"
by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023
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Schnockered

The disappointment a woman feels after discovering the size of a mans penis is not proportionate to the size of his large nose.
Zach really schnockered me last night, I'll never see him again.
by Schnockerking69 January 25, 2024
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schnobal

The act of wiggling your toes back and forth. It is typically done when you are content or happy and express it in a silent, outwardly action. The act of schnobaling is to wiggle them on somebody else (consensually).
“Me and my friends schnobal watching our favorite movie”
by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024
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Schnoodle

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.
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