Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Schlomongungasaurus

Big ass dinosaur

That T-Rex over there is a schlomongungasaurus

by Schlomongungasaurus February 12, 2026

Schlong Blind

when a person has been rendered confused than usual by having a brand new penis to play with.

The duchess doesn't know which way is up, she is completely schlong blind.

by thelurkster March 23, 2026

Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban

man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice

by DankSpank May 20, 2015

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017