Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

pseudeo christian

Someone who uses Jesus to promote their own agenda....not to be confused with a Judeo Christian.

Can you believe this pseudeo christian president of ours has brainwashed every voter with an I.Q. of 80 into believing he is a man of god.....He will have a lot to answer for when he leaves this earth

by ricksrt October 13, 2005

pseud

(noun) |Plural: pseuds|
A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing.

Shortening of the word: Pseudo

Pronounced: "Su'youd"

He said that it raised the question of egalitarianism affecting meritocracy, he's such a pseud!

by Kit Pebble April 29, 2005

psuedo-intellectuals

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

by DJ December 24, 2003

psuedo-intellectuals

Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.

I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.

Evanston Township Highschool, Evanston, IL. A place full of psuedo-intellectuals. (My school)

by moss|punk December 9, 2008

psuedo boyfriend

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits

Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."

by L love September 4, 2005

Psuedo Mom

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home

"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"

by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012