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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.
Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.
by pljones February 23, 2009
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prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.
Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?
by Savage3 July 2, 2008
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Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.
A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!
by EmiJEmi May 1, 2010
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Cum Prison

When somone cums on you and your waiting for them to clean it up. Your in cum prison
He had me in Cum prison as he sat on the toilet for a whole 10 minutes
by duniper July 30, 2021
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soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
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prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
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Prison man

Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.

This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.
Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.
by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018
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