bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010

Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.

Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.

by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019

bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

piper

Someone who smokes crack; a crack addict

The crazed piper robbed the convenience store.

by mman June 30, 2006

Cleaning out the pipes

After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.

Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"

Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."

Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"

by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006

Piper

Someone who plays the Bagpipes. Short for Bagpiper.

Those pipers are wearing kilts. Bagpiper

by Bada-bing July 6, 2009

pipes

A vehicle's exhaust system, primarily V8 powered.

Dem pipes sound as good az hay-ell, shit be rattlin' yo head!

by jt November 21, 2002