Patrick

He is mean to his siblings but is known to be a good friend, crushes anything that is competitive, and is a girl magnet.

"Patrick is the best boyfriend ever"......

" are you sure cause last time I checked he is the WORST brother ever ."

by DJ pumpkin January 22, 2017

Patrick

Inflated balloon.

Did you see Patrick in the sky?

by Bao February 19, 2019

Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).

by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

When Noel Miller gets dms, he reads about when people patrick shwavyyy it up lol its lit

by Noel Millers Girl December 16, 2019

Keg Patrick's Day

The Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day when it falls on a boring weekday. This may include a city parade where everyone drinks, followed by a night getting even more drunk.

Seamus: Dude, St. Pattie's Day is on a Tuesday this year! That sucks!

Connor: Yeah, but at least we can celebrate Keg Patrick's Day this Saturday!

by GladysRules46 March 16, 2009

pansy patrick

the male equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Stop being a pansy Patrick.

by zameericle March 6, 2014

Angry Patrick

When you fuck a sponge

I got horny so i did the Angry Patrick

by Poopy face 2015 December 22, 2015