pasta

Slang term for marijuana. It is often used over the telephone as a codeword and is not typically mentioned during face to face conversations.

Pasta can also be used to describe money derived from illegitimate business.

You - "I'm tryina get something to eat."

Drug Dealer - "Word? I know a good place that serves up some nice pasta."

You - "Come through."

by Krill Awareness June 3, 2007

Pastor Mase

(Or 'Pastor Mason')Refers to the rapper Mase(Mason Betha), who is now a registered pastor as of April 1999. Forming his own ministry, S.A.N.E. (Saving a Nation Endangered). Returned to the rap music scene as of August 24th 2004 with come-back album 'Welcome Back'.

'Pastor Mase' is often found as a reference to Mase in fairly recent rap tunes...

by k_book September 10, 2005

Pastorbating

Jacking off to Jesus.

Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.

by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

pastapoot

A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."

Kelly is getting deperate. She was acting like a goddamn pastapoot at Adam's party.

by The Garbage Man March 27, 2007

pastor flaggon

1} prenounced, pass-ta flaggon means what it says

2} religeous person for aboriginals in the north west of western australia near the town of halls creek

hae brudda, pastor flaggon and let us have a swig

by silent=rob July 9, 2007

Pastoral Symphony

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.

Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass

by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009