2 definitions by The Garbage Man
Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.
Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"
by The Garbage Man May 4, 2007
A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."
by The Garbage Man March 22, 2007