pastapoot 

A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."

Kelly is getting deperate. She was acting like a goddamn pastapoot at Adam's party.

pastapoot by The Garbage Man March 27, 2007

pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.

Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.

pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007

pastapastacious

Amazingly hot chick with huge baps, normally very slutty.

Check out that pastapastacious over there Daaaaamn! She's a proper prakatan.

pastapastacious by Vikstarr May 10, 2009

pastaphobia 

-the fear of Italians
-the fear of Mario
-the fear of any and all noodles

I can'play any Nintendo games because of my pastaphobia

pastaphobia by ChickenFunk May 7, 2015

pastaloona 

pastaloona is a really swaggy tiktok fp 😎

I am moots with pastaloona asf😜

pastaloona by hwasas_ramyun December 25, 2020

pastaloona 

Pastaloona is my very cool mutual on tiktok go follow them also they love the chuu hi high fancam

Hey do u follow pastaloona?
No im stinky i dont

pastaloona by Kqwrgu December 25, 2020

Pastapated

That heavy gut feeling that follows eating pasta.

Wishing you could take a crap to reduce the girth of your abdominal area, hours after eating pasta...you are "pastapated".

Pastapated by Lola Rosa April 1, 2017