Definitions by EthZee

Pastard 

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

Pastard by EthZee March 8, 2010