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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".
by Trebel3 October 19, 2025
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Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.
"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"
by bscaller September 23, 2019
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Professional Holderbackers

noun

1.

A term used to describe persons who hold back in their own lives and then proceed to project their holderbacker behavior onto others to put them in a similar state of holderbackness.

2.

An activity that one engages in due to their own deep rooted insecurities and unwillingness to face reality on a consistent basis.

3.

Eager or willing to put other people down to make them selves feel better mostly through passive aggressivness.
"Look at those guys hold back, They're professionals"

"Those guys are professional holderbackers, don't worry about them"

"We are the best at what we do, we're never honest, especially to ourselves. We hold back! it's just what we do guys and we're ganna change the world!!!"

"Those guys are doing far too well me thinks, they're not holding back enough! This is not good for our health and well being... We must stop them! Holderbackers Assemble!!!"
by StopHoldingBack May 31, 2018
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Professional Humaning

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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Professionals

The people that scream 10 times louder and complain about a game when something looks too strong but it is clearly fair.
These "Professionals" are really loud about that thing that's clearly fair.
by M4RIO31240 January 17, 2022
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