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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
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Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
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Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.
Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.
by WGstyles August 16, 2023
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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