Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by N331 May 28, 2008

Peanuts

A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.

We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.

by Minck February 19, 2009

Peanut Butter Penis

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.

"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"

by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 29, 2011

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

peanut butter and gumballs

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes

"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"

by Badwick Tsuraide July 20, 2006