Numbners

When you sit on your hand so long it goes numb and you jerk off with it so it feels like its not your hand.

Mark sits on his hand for over an hour while watching porn to really get the numbners going.

by stakjoy April 27, 2011

number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

Numbertwonity

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two”

Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.

by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

Nummers

When you put the last little bit of cocaine on your gums and rub it in, to make them go numb.

Yo' player git me dat last pinch of dat fine Columbian Bam Bam, my gums need the nummers.

by #1ABF March 21, 2022

kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.

"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."

by fendingo March 12, 2014

fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019