NoStar

Someone too stupid to get even one star on their badge in a certain popular US burger joint.

That cunt George Bush is a real NoStar.

by Andy W February 4, 2004

Australian Nosering

When a woman gets a surgical procedure that opens a tunnel in between the inside of her vagina and the inside of her anus. Following the procedure, a threesome with two men ensues. Their two penises are inserted into both openings and touch each other, thus creating a nose ring like double dick.

Danny And George gave me a nasty australian nosering yesterday.

by jlkafsdjl;adjsfl October 31, 2009

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

nosterly

When ur nose is extremely itchy, to the point u rub it almost off, usually a good indicator that u are high!

my nose is nosterly

by dupuis223 December 25, 2020

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025

noosterific

to be very nooster like

she is looking so nooterific

by Dom February 19, 2003