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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
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Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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