A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
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I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
###### Someone said cocks?
##### - Cabbage
#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head
########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
###### Someone said cocks?
##### - Cabbage
#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head
########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
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Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one
Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one
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Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
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