example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
****** Someone said cocks?
***** - Cabbage
**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head
*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
Get the blender bollocksmug. The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"
"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"
"mangies?"
"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"
"Oh right yeah, me too"
"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"
"mangies?"
"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"
"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
Get the Mango Sticky Bollocksmug. by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
Get the bollock yoghurtmug. When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”
My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”
My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
Get the Bollocksmug. by screechie July 4, 2010
Get the upstairs bollocksmug. The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
Get the Dog's bollocksmug. by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
Get the Spaghetti Bollock Nakedmug.