Crap whistle

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.
by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017
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Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
by lonestardic October 13, 2021
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Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 01, 2017
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holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 29, 2003
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Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"
by BlumpkinAftermath January 04, 2009
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crap-tacular

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.
by Darien and Rick June 27, 2006
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Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009
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