Getting Misty

The act of getting drunk by slamming an entire bottle of Arbor Mist: an incredibly sassy fruit wine. This activity is commonly enjoyed in the gully of Qualicum Beach.

"dude are we getting misty this weekend?"

by TheDale2112 October 21, 2012

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Mesterism

The art of being a proper bloke.

The opposite of Feminism.

"here, John, show some Mesterism, get yourself down the pub!"

by Adam Carnell April 19, 2004

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(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

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Meaty Backstraps

What ever human and animal strives for.

Representative of physical perfects

Women want them, man want to have them

So... I've been been eating 3000 calories a sitting in order to maintain my meaty Backstraps. You should have seen the looks I've been getting at the gym

by The meaty Backstrapper November 25, 2016

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Misty Ray

Is a special definition. Its the "Ray" that makes her different. Without the "ray" she's just a Misty. To define her you must find Murray. If Murray can't tell you then you have the wrong Misty. But seriously she is the most amazing friend. The kind of friend you want to have. She's where it's at damn it. No it's not over there! It's where she is. If your looking over there that's why you can't find it your not where she is dumb ass. Just ask Murray, he knows. But he won't tell you so quit asking him.

But my Misty Ray is the best. There's only one so back off she's fucking mine. And she's the greatest bestie in the world. She's always got my back, she's always got my front too! Shes just got me always! I love her and she knows that. No one can take her place. And I mean no I! I told you that. There's only one, fuck stick, and she's mine, so how could anyone take her place. MEMBER? yes, she is and has the card to prove it so back off. She's just the bestus! And she's dirty. Theys all dirty... ain't they Murray?

Murray where is Misty Ray?

by Murrays friend January 17, 2019

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