Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Melonite

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him

“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”

by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

melkonyan

This is a last name for a girl/boy who is fun and pretty/handsome and has many friends and is going to be successful in the future

Ms/Mr. Melkonyan has been a big help

I don’t actually know a example for this last name sorry

by Melkonyan December 19, 2019

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020