Matimba

A person who really has different anger levels

John you have a problem

You are have Matimba

by Knowitalljohnson February 24, 2019

Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

by mcdizz November 27, 2009

primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015

Boximus Maximus

The ultimate lunchbox or box.

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.

by ThePope January 19, 2005

Maximum Lolzorz

The pinnacle of lol

"That Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode was so maximum lolzorz!"

by JonnyIsAnAwesomePuppetMaster October 2, 2008

Biblium Thumperian Maximus

Proper Noun.

Scientific name for a Holy Roller. Translates to "Maximum Bible Thumper".

ATTENTION: Please refrain from feeding the Holy Rollers (also known as Biblium Thumperian Maximus) as it cause undue stress to Athiests.

by yellebelle May 11, 2011

Onriosso Maximus

*When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!

*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!

*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.

*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)

My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!

by 1KoolNana! May 11, 2011