MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 25, 2024
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A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.
"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."
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Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum

You will find people using "MAP" (minor attracted pedophile) or "MAPS" on their social media profiles or as a descriptive for their "sexuality" in order to try and make their sick, vile perversions sound more socially acceptable.
They most commonly call themselves "minor attracted person" and think they are a minority that should be linked with the LGBTQI.
(The LGBTQI want zero association/link to pedophiles and have been very loud and clear that MAPS will ever be included to the rainbow community).
MAPS by any other name are still pedophile scum who should be chemically castrated, implanted with tracking devices and kept separate from the rest of society.
Cardinal George Pell was a Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum (MAPS)
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Hey looks it's MAP
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On YouTube, it would mean for "Multiple Animator Project" where many Animators work on the same project
"Hey, there is this new MAP going on on YouTube! You wanna join it?"
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Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name
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A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
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