malerjestic

being so maladjusted that you can't even say the word maladjusted.

Travis: I just can't figure it out... does that make me malerjestic?
Lily: yes

maladjusted jestic mallard awkward idiotic

by doll___face May 11, 2010

Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

Maple Haze

A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.

Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.

by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015

maple fever

When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.

Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)

You only like Canadian girl's? What do you have maple fever?!

by ssebs November 9, 2015

maple feaver

That one person in your group that has a special fetisch for Canadian girls / guys.

Is that it Butters? You have Maple Feaver?

by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson October 9, 2016

maple cream cookie

A woman who gets a Cream-Pie from a Canadian male

I went up to Canada and totally got a Maple Cream Cookie . I had to take a Plan B the next day...

by Bfreeky December 1, 2016

maple gods

Its a stereotypical thing. One might say, the "gods of Canadians"

"Oh my, Maple gods!" The Canadian exclaimed, shocked.

by AmericaTheHero December 8, 2016