Manatoba

A fucking African who’s parents couldn’t give them a better name

Why do I have to be a fucking nigger all the time!?!?! Oh yeah that’s right because you’re manatoba

by Guy with a big ass April 7, 2022

manitoba backwash

The little shit particles that fly out of you toilet onto the wall after flushing. More common after a full night of drinking Hand sanitizer and Rez wine.

I told my cousin to scrub his Manitoba backwash off the wall.

by Donytellanyone April 23, 2022

Manat

she is the best

I love Manat

by Hermittthefrogpeace August 8, 2022

Manitoba

Manitoba is basically the Ohio of Canada, or like where a Dark Souls boss battle happens. It sucks.

-Credit: Kurtis Conner

bros so ugly he looks like he's from Manitoba

by ikey wikey January 21, 2023

manatee

A brown herbivorous sea mammal that is home to Florida, and mainly the Everglades National Park

From time to time I dream that I’m a manatee
Undulating underneath the sea
Unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
A modest manatee, that’s me

I look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
As I nose along the cozy ocean floor
Immune from human folly and inanity
That’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
No difference between my face and fanity
A noble manatee, well, that’s me

With the dietary habits of a manatee
I never fail to lick my platter clean
I sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
The perfect manatee cuisine

With my wit, sophistication and urbanity
I dignify my watery domain
No one near will ever hear me use profanity
Because a manatee has his image to maintain

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I keep my reputation spick and spanity
No difference between my face and fanity
A speakly manatee, well, that's me

Encumbered by my lumbering giganity
I’m thought to be an ocean going brute
The least appealing creature on the planety
But to a manatee, I’m cute

I prefer my world of silence and of sanity
But my underwater friends don’t all agree
For whenever I am dreaming I’m a manatee
Somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
Outside the fold of boring old humanity
No difference between my face and fanity
I’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
Heart and souly manatee, that’s me

by bluestinger66 March 27, 2023

Manatsuing

It’s when you’re being so adorable without even trying. Like you look like a baby angel.

Oh look at that shiba she’s manatsuing so hard right now

by Rendoggydogg May 16, 2023

Manatease

When you take family and friends out to look for manatees here in Florida. But you can't find any. Mantease

Went looking for Manatee, no luck, Manatease

by Lynil30 June 30, 2023