The Mastadon

a sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!".

I just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away!

by Jimmy Jonga November 11, 2008

manta ray

An object that swims through the air in someone's periph.

"It's a manta ray!"
"Look at dat manta ray!"
"This is the NEW manta ray!"

by Roger Joules March 27, 2008

MASTAH

Arrogant, self-centered, pompous ass. Likes to run around lineage2world and think hes the shit because he stole his mommy and daddys credit card to donate. Cheater, lier, enveious of BigSexy, originating from stockholm sweden this rare breed likes to fuck goats in the ass a custom to some mastahs,all think that they PWN IRL if they punk some 13 year old on the forums. They usually do not travel away from their parents untill they are around the age of 35. When cornering a mastah they tend to cry like a bitch, and they portray homosexual tendencies though most die virgins because the slight downsyndrome look they posess. Scientific name : Magnus Olsen

example 1:
jenny: Oh My God I went on this date last night.
allison: Really how was it?
Jenny: well the food was good but the guy was a total mastah.
allison: THATS HORRIBLE IM SORRY YOU POOR GIRL.

example 2:
dude stop being such a fucking mastah, you are scaring the chicks away

by LEETSKEET December 13, 2008

Manstake

When a man fixates on a woman at a distance only to note that the woman is a man upon closer inspection.

The other day I saw a hotty on the beach, but she turned out to be a manstake.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Malta

A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.

Malta sucks dick
The Hamallu and the Tal-Pepe are indigenous to Malta and Gozo

by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009

Magstadt

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010

Malta

An island of Italy that isn't technically of Italy

X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.

X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana

Y: lo è.

by Il vero sas July 2, 2021