lol

a useless acronym used when you don't want to sound mad or uninterested.

friend: wanna go to mcdonalds?
you: no
friend: you suck
(conflict)

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friend: wanna go to mcdonalds?
you: lol, no
friend: why?
(no conflict)

by Adam Hussey December 15, 2013

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by Mcp613 April 12, 2019

lol

worthless reply to anything. usually on myspace, or in text messages.

person 1: oh my god. my grandma just died.
person 2: lol

person 1: i have cancer.
person 2: lol

by maharmanlarmamamama January 31, 2008

lol

Telling who you're chatting with online that what they said was funny, except you're not laughing.

'Oh gosh, my cat just puked.'
'Lol.'

by asslikethatttt July 7, 2007

lol

The act of 'licking one's limpets' as defined in the state of Utah.
If someone ever says lol to you in Utah, you're forced by law to drag them to a beach and make them eat little sea creatures attached to rocks.

Dude #1: Lol your grandma ate my house.
Dude #2: This is Utah, you plum. Now we have to go to the freaking beach. AAAAAAAAHH.
Dude #3: Word. Lick those limpets.

by Rory Jebadiah Limpetington January 6, 2009

lol

1. A word with no meanings, used on the internet to end a sentence. SImilar in function to the Japanese "desu"

2. Interjection to signify that one is vaguely amused by something.

A: Where were you yesterday?
B: I was playing all day lol.
As you see, the lol added to the end of the sentence by speaker B serves no purpose.

A: Yo, I bumped into this fat spic yesterday.
B: lol.
Speaker B is vaguely amused by A's encounter with an overweight person of Hispanic Descent.

by pujisak June 30, 2008

lol

a term commonly used on aim, texting, and just for online writing in general. short for LUAGHING OUT LOUD. although traditionally used after someone said something funny it has been replaced with ROFL, rolling on floor luaghing, or lmao, LUAGHING MY ASS OFF. now lol is commonly used after someone says something that wasnt funny, or doesnt call for a real response, just lol. also many people use it if they r describing something funny and want to complete the statement by putting lol at the end. note: if someones like LOL to you there is a 100% garuntee that they are NOT actually luaghing, and they just hinted that whatever you just said was really stupid. if someone really is "laughing out loud" they'll probably be like OMG OMG LMAO LMFAO DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW or something along those lines, lol just doesnt cut it these days.

ifuckhoes192: hey man i just got a bj frum this hot ass chick last night!!
ifuckBROS291: lol

by lalalyrrgaay February 23, 2010