ladderman

Just one of the many names given to one of the greatest minds of our time, Jedediah Schlatt. He earned this name when he demonstrated his mastery over the forces of nature using nothing but a ladder to do so.

“You don’t understand why they call me Ladderman!”-Jshlatt addressing Wilbur Soot on September 8th, 2019 A.D.

by GoblinRetardFaggot September 27, 2020

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

foam ladders

foam ladders is something you scream out when you are stoned out of your mind, other words that my and my fellow siblings came up with when we were jimmied are, Cushy Muffins, Fwench Fwies! and Purple Lobsters

carlos is sitting on his computer
matt is stoned
tim turns around and screams FOAM LADDERS!
everyone falls on the floor laughing because tim is a genius

by Timmy Jimmy February 2, 2004

Mini Ladd

Someone who actually did nothing wrong because he was 19 or 20 and sexted a 17 year old. He isnt a pedophile because they were both fully post pubescent.

Mini Ladd got a cute 17 year old when he was like 20, but the SJWs hate him for it.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

laddy

Scottish way of saying "lady".

Aye, good mornin', laddy !

by Supderdo January 11, 2008