The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.
by Carpe_Panton June 11, 2015
The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.
Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller
Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller
But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”
by Phone Pirate Smitty October 26, 2007
The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.
by bluejay_45167 January 16, 2010
During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.
by Dick Blicker January 19, 2023