kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

Spanish Kitchen Cute

A term that has its roots in L.A., Spanish Kitchen Cute -- or SKC -- indicates when a woman is so libidinous that she seems willing to have sex anywhere.

Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.

Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.

Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.

by The_Incredible_Bee March 21, 2011

go back to the kitchen

A sexist comment, meaning buys are better than girls. Meaning girls are just meant to do work for men.

Brandon thought Jesse was being stupid and told her to just go back to the kitchen.

by lala153 January 26, 2011

Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...

by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021

scrub my kitchen

drinking a whole bottle of wine and enjoying fine online porn while the family is out of town

Thank God my husband took the kids and went to his family reunion this weekend. I finally got to scrub my kitchen.

by Vrkitout June 30, 2011

Butterfly Kitchen Appliances

Every kitchen’s best friend. Whether you're a novice or a MasterChef, Butterfly Kitchen Appliances are there for your rescue. Looks stylish, makes cooking effortless and brings recipes to life.

"Delicious meals all the time? It's definitely the magic of Butterfly Kitchen Appliances"

by WoWChef November 24, 2021