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Jump-Jack

To steal, also to rob without mercy, pretty much anything can be jump-jacked, basically the limit is a rocket ship, the U.S.S. constitution was known to be jump-jacked from the harbor by four kids on a field trip to Salem, Ma.(It was so badass) Although, people who jump-jacked from the general store were very lame and felt the wrath of THE RICK G.Usual spots for jump-jacking include Dick's and people's gym lockers.
1."Yo dude, did you hustle that twenty bucks from your mom?"

"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"

2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at Market Basket?"

"Well first we DILDAR-ed, Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"
by Nicky killa bee B March 9, 2008
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Jack in the box

A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.

When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008
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jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!
by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007
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jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.
by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
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JACK HOLE

A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 2, 2003
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Jack Manifold

"Can i get whoppa?" is a quote from the popular legend Jack Manifold.
by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021
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Jackie Martling

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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