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Joseph Kony

An Ugandan guerrilla group leader, head of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a group engaged in a violent campaign to establish theocratic government based on the Ten Commandments throughout Uganda. The LRA say that God has sent spirits to communicate this mission directly to Kony. Directed by Kony, the LRA has earned a reputation for its actions against the people of several countries, including northern Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo, South Sudan and Sudan. It has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for them, and has also forced the internal displacement of over 2,000,000 people since its rebellion began in 1986. As a result, in 2005 Kony was indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court at the Hague, but has succeeded in evading capture since.
by wartotheend69 June 17, 2012
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tyler joseph

a little gay for his drummer josh dun, in a hit band called twenty one pilots. frequently stalking the twitter clikkies and going on omegle just to warn the brave cruasaders of the following:

"chlorine mv dec 31st 7:00 am EST"

so be concerned

i said he was gay for josh, but this man is poly because he's definitely doing jenna joseph

also, he is becoming a yee haw and that scares me
tyler joseph is a coward
why that tyler joseph boy have black neck tattoo?
by tylersuckstoes December 29, 2018
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Joepark

When someone has a huge forehead big enough to park your car in front of them and project a movie onto it, like you're at the drive-in.
I feel like going to the drive-in tonight, but it's so far from my house... I think i might just have to Joepark someone instead.
by GustosDad January 22, 2010
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St. Joseph, MO

Saint Joseph, Mo. is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed. Also home of the armpit of America. Had the highest spanish population growth in the U.S. in 2010. Home of the oldest saloon west of the Mississippi; First Ward House. Saltine Crackers were invented in St. Joe.
Let's go to St. Joseph, Mo to relish the smell of the South end.
by Sloan Silver December 18, 2012
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Jose

A sexy beast of a men that can get you horney!
Great at soccer and can make any girl wet.
Also guys if "José" is gay
"Jose" is a men that can make your day
by BunnyProGamer December 23, 2016
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Mount Saint Joseph

Perennially number one in basketball, wrestling, ice hockey, and baseball in MD...located in Bmore, but you can find playas from Hoco, cville and Sp...say sump'n.
I didn't go to high school - I went to Mount Saint Joseph.
by Alumnus February 1, 2005
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Joseph's love

It's the kind of love that has no boundries. It's more than unconditional. It's that place between serenity and insanity. It's sacrificing one's own desires for the happiness of the other. It's realizing that she/he is the only person you ever want to wake up next to. It's not really something that can be explained; just felt. To put it another way, the feeling you get when gazing into their beautiful eyes and not just seeing them looking back at you. Rather, you see their soul. You see what can be. You see everything you've ever wanted and more bundled up into this one special person. It's the feeling of wanting to make them happy, even it means that she/he would be happier with someone else. It's the strength needed to give them time to think about what she/he wants and being able to respect their decision. It's a love that never fades.
I have a Joseph's love for Noel.
by dragontattoo86 March 2, 2009
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