holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

holy crazy

extremely wild; extravagant.

Holy crazy! That monkey just ate the cow!

by Morgan J September 20, 2008

holy moo cow

It means when you are in awe to see or hear something or someone.

Holy moo cow did you see that Yak!?

by Jessica And Carly March 25, 2007

holy cool

An exclamation said when referring to something very cool

"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"

"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"

by Addoccini March 1, 2008

holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009

Hollywood Blowoff

A dishonest response given by one party designed to avoid the need --or courage-- to tell the other party that they have no intention of ever re-contacting them. (especially in a case where a telephone number or other contact information has been asked for).

In short, when someone lies their intention to call back or otherwise re-contact someone else.

(By the way, the Hollywood Blowoff can be easily avoided simply by using the honest phrase: "Sorry, I don't give my number out", or "I'd prefer to contact you if I'm interested")

The most famous example of the Hollywood Blowoff is: "Don't call me .. I'll call YOU".

Typical scenario:

AVERAGE ALVIN: May I have your telephone number?
-or- "Can I call you"
-or- "Do you have a card?"
-or- "When will it be ready"
-or- "When will I know the results of the audition?" etc.

SNOTTY AGNES: Don't worry darling, I have your card (when, in fact, Average Al either has no card or never gave it to Agnes).... I'll call you... Honest.
-or- "I/We have your number"
-or- "You'll be hearing from us/me"
-or "I'll/We'll let you know as soon as I/we find out"

AVERAGE ALVIN: Why Agnes, you hideous, loathesome, stinking bitch from hell....You're giving me the Hollywood Blowoff, AREN'T you?! Jeez, I'm SO sorry I came to this book signing and wasted both my time and money on you.. Here, please keep your sorry little book and read it.. That way you'll have a better idea of yourself than I now do, you pitiful, pathetic asshole, you. If you ever, ever walk through MY neighborhood. you'd better look both ways before crossing!

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by Zxulo July 14, 2009

Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.

"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.

by MikeKal August 23, 2009