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Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.
Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez
by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018
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Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.
"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"
by Millrat November 14, 2018
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teenage handratchet

Your hand during masturbating
I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet
by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020
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French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers
Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15
by Mescalino February 21, 2021
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Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2
Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol
by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021
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Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.
I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.
by granddolph January 27, 2021
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Ohio Handwarmer

An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.
You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!
by Tumor103 October 29, 2021
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