Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style December 14, 2008

Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

Hospital Fucked Up

When one is fucked up to the degree of being fucked up from the drugs you receive in the hospital.

I ate so many pain killers last night that I was hospital fucked up.

by rebel4ev114 March 12, 2009

Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011

trick fucked

An innovative and usually devious way to do an end-around, back door deal, or scheme, usually related to circumventing bureaucracy and red tape

Last week we had a problem with Alfred on that due diligence document approval, but I trick fucked the approval process so we could by pass him and still buy the note.

by the_expert_etymologist May 16, 2014

hen fucked

Verb; When a female takes something from a male due to the males inability or unwillingness to provide for the female on his own. Based on the fact that hens use their genitals to extract a rooster's semen due to the rooster not having a penis.

That bitch hen fucked my boy outta his paycheck last week.

by Rove Stanson November 2, 2015

Mushi fucked

When the Japanese start going mushi mushi after the kkk arrive.

My stomach won't digest this mushy meat and now I am being mushi fucked.

by booziebobeep February 12, 2017