funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003

finnta

About to. Derived from "fixin' to".

"Did you take out the garbage yet?"
"I'm finnta!"

by Tommy Boy 88 December 15, 2009

functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

by turnitloose July 11, 2016

Finntastic

Something that is particularly Finnish and therefore quite lame or uninteresting to those who are not obsessed with Finland.

This sub-titled Finnish movie about capturing Santa Claus looks Finntastic.

by SwedenRules November 18, 2010

funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

by Carnie89 November 19, 2011

Chucky Funnels

A person who can drink beers using a funnel or "beer bong" incredibly fast. Usually in the context of a college party. Also can be used to describe a person who throws large parties where a beer funnel is always present. The Original Chucky Funnels was a University of Tennessee student and avid party thrower. The term has sense been expanded to cover anyone who can drink beers quickly through a funnel.

That dude is a Chucky Funnels...

by Vol Fan February 26, 2009