eagle ears

Someone who claism they can hear everything but cannot.

1) We were bad-talking him behiond his back and he thought he heard us compliment him. He sure has eagle ears.

2) Old eagle ears should start dating rabbit eyes.

by whitescorpion January 2, 2009

Ear Sex

A piece of fucking good music.

Wow that song is like ear sex!

by PEra April 29, 2006

penis ear

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

by Barkcash June 3, 2006

Ear rape

Ear rape is a method used by VAGINEER, GAYPENIS, and other YouTube users.

Ear rape is a very loud sound played that can cause damage to the ear drum. It feels like you have been raped in the ear after the sound.

*Innocent kid watching troll.wmv*

*Two words pop up on the screen:*

EAR RAPE

*loud sound comes on, plays for 13 seconds, and the kid is screeching in pain from the extreme sound.*

by Unusually Vintage Dakolohs Bar August 17, 2011

ear ball

The inner parts of the ear. Similar to the eyeball but used for hearing.

Damn it Franco, you stuck that pencil right in my earball!

by Watson December 12, 2004

Ear Worm

The name for a song that you hear once and can't get out of your head all day. More often than not, it is a song you hate!

by MICHELLE October 15, 2003

ear pod

An ear pod in essence is an ear phone. Pod is defined as an external casing, in this case, around a speaker. The pod is also used in reference to the ipod or any digital music source (eg: mp3 player).

"Take your damn ear pod out when I'm talking to you"

by Mat P June 22, 2007