Paid my dues

When you've officially dated/slept with a fat chick, therefore it is beneath you to ever do it again.
EXCEPTION: In times of extreme drought.

No way bro, I'd never hit that... I paid my dues.

by nhbmaing June 18, 2011

Dudesome

The opposite of the Ménage à trois. Two guys on one girl instead of two girls on one guy.

John and Ted had a Dudesome with Sally

by JJKOshane December 20, 2008

sombrero dudes

The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.

Me: Friend, who do you like?

Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.

Me: HA! Yah right!

Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!

Friend: No! Let go of it!

Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!

Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

Dueschnozzle

Someone who basically acts a faucet for douchebags. Two parents breeding a douchebag son, daughter, and/or tranny would be considered dueschnozzles

God damnit! your kids are pissing me off, Gary! Your such a dueschnozzle!

by Skipper of the Spirit Ship August 2, 2009

dalestupid

A person called Dale who is stupid. Mainly likes to make fun of 15 year olds because he's insecure and stupid.

Oh this nigga Dale ye he Dalestupid you dont know him?

by Thebesteditorinhumanhistory July 2, 2020

the Dukes

Refering to "Dukes" a character from the motion picture Semi-Pro. is a state which every narcotic user (especially heavy narcotics, such as heroin) yearns for. It is the state in which you drift in and out of conciousness for possibly several hours on end, and is associated with the state of "nirvana". It's literally to the point where you feel so good you don't care if you are are asleep or awake, because you'll feel great anyway When a person has "the nods" they feel very, very good, and is typically, after a "rush" the second favorite thing on any junkie's "to do" list after using narcotics. It's basically every junkie's dream.

See also the Nods.

Damn! I can't believe that guy cought the Dukes off just 20mg of oxycontin.

by Dr. Vegtable November 6, 2010

mah dudes and dudettes

a more inclusive way of saying MAH DUDES

person a: *to group of friends* MAH DUDES AND DUDETTES
everyone: *silence*
person a: *some big important announcement*

by dowestan_uwu June 18, 2019