Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 30, 2011

american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse August 31, 2014

Dumpster Dive'n

When a guy looks for the most ratchet, fishiest, trashiest hoe in the club.

Dequon: " Nigga I havn't 'eaten' in a while"
Traquon: " Mayyynnee just go dumpster Dive'n, you'll find all kinds of left overs!"

by milleniumQueen April 15, 2015

bunghole diver

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ

Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint

by Kstoops1991 March 20, 2016

Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016