Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Disster

A blood relative aka Sister or a close friend or sorority-mate who is a woman who acts as if she likes you until someone else comes around--then she becomes competitive and starts to "Diss" you. Pulling out all of your secrets and hating on you; criticizing everything you say and trying to make you look bad and herself good in front of company.

Ex: Hi, my name is Joanne and this is my sister, Terianne who has a prettier smile than me because she wears a retainer at night for her TMJ."

Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."

Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."

by Thouston299 September 27, 2010

disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012

Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.

"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*

by Teenage mutant ginga penis November 22, 2014

disastrophe

When something's so bad that you can't decide between using disaster or catastrophe

Man, Bieber was such a disastrophe!

by crazyastrogirl November 28, 2015

disgustertained

The state of being simultaneously disgusted and entertained.

Can also be used as an adjective. As in disgustertaining.

I was watching the walking dead and her hand went right through the zombie's ribs. I was so disgustertained I puked but couldn't stop watching.

I saw a donkey show in Tijuana. Totally disgustertaining.

by Grim Reefers March 28, 2016

disastrophe

Combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" designating an extremely grave and tragic event.

Every single decision taken by Donald Trump will likely result in another disastrophe.

by bs55 October 15, 2017